Chapter 354: Chapter 353: The Body Integration Realm praised the used sunscreen
Despite their captivating storytelling and compelling romantic plot twists, it’s regrettable that the Love Desire teacher has never written a book based on Jiang Li, a fact that has caused countless female cultivators to sigh in disappointment.
More than the style of writing, it’s the plot that people love.
It’s no surprise that the “Jiang Li Zone” is a hit.
“Buy one of each of these books.” Yu Yin didn’t skimp on the money.
Jiang Li was astonished, “Fairy Red Dust wants to read books, it’s understandable for Pure Heart to buy them for her, but why are you buying these items?”
“To laugh at the discrepancy between people’s imagination and the reality of who you are.” Each time Yu Yin finished reading a book about Jiang Li, she could laugh for a while, thinking of the fabricated stories and the actions and behaviors of the Jiang Li character in the book.
One could say that the Jiang Li people imagine is only similar to the real Jiang Li in name and cultivation rank.
Yu Yin narrated her reign career, “Now I get angry when I finish reading reports, then I get happy when I read these books, then I get angry again when I read the reports, and then happy again when I read the books. It’s a cycle.”
“Thank goodness I’m not the emperor.” Jiang Li was relieved that he was the Human Emperor, not an emperor in any dynasty where he would have to review reports and deal with political affairs. He was capable of handling major issues, but he believed he was ineffective in dealing with scattered minor issues.
Moreover, although these issues seemed minor to him, they weighed much heavier on the common people. Even slight carelessness could increase their burden.
“If it weren’t for the lack of people who could be the emperor in the Tianyuan Emperor Dynasty, and my unlucky killing of the previous Emperor of Heaven Origin, who would want to be the empress?” Yu Yin vented to Jiang Li.
“But being an empress is so domineering.” The Pure Heart Saintess quite liked the title “Empress of Heaven Origin”, feeling it carried an air of authority.
“Do you know what’s the one step you lack for success? You lack self-confidence.”
“Success? What success?” The Pure Heart Saintess didn’t understand Yu Yin’s words.
Yu Yin didn’t say anything more.
“Would you like to buy some sunscreen?” A peddler cultivator noticed that Fairy Red Dust was wearing heavy clothing that didn’t expose even her fingers, supposing she was afraid of getting a suntan.
“Sunscreen?” Fairy Red Dust had never heard of this product and was somewhat curious.
Sunscreen was made for low-level cultivators who could easily get sunburned or tanned after enduring the scorching sun and sweating profusely for a long time. The World of Red Dust was protected by a grand array and didn’t have to worry about getting tanned.
“Yes, this bottle of sunscreen is especially effective. Have you heard of Dream Yu Yu from the Union Sect? After she applied this sunscreen, she could take a sunbath directly under the sun without getting tanned or sunburned.”
Dream Yu Yu’s image was printed on the small bottle of sunscreen.
Fairy Red Dust was confused, “But I remember that cultivators reach a Body Integration Realm where they can freely move under the sun, right?”
Jiang Li looked at Fairy Red Dust with approval, she’s finally becoming alert.
“Of course, Sect Master Dream has the blessing of her cultivation level, so she’s not afraid of the sun. But does our sunscreen have no effect at all? It definitely has its uses.”
“Oh, is that so? I didn’t even know I used your sunscreen.”
A cold voice came from behind the female cultivator who ran the stall, and she felt a chill down her spine.
“You dared to use my image for advertising, are you tired of living?” Yu Yu lifted up the chin of the stall owner, a cruel smile playing on her lips, “The Union Sect is in need of a disciple who is forbidden to practice cultivation and can only serve customers. It seems like you have some interest in this position.”
Forbidden to cultivate, only allowed to serve customers… The stall owner shook her head furiously.
Yu Yu snorted coldly and handed the stall owner to a disciple behind her, “The problem happened on Penglai Fairy Island, take her to Master Mo for punishment.”
“Thank you, Sister Yu Yin, for informing me of this matter through Divine Sense. Yu Yu is grateful.”
“No problem.” Yu Yin nodded slightly.
Yu Yu quickly shifted her gaze away from Fairy Red Dust, dismissing her as just one of the elders of the Body Integration Realm from the World of Red Dust.
“You all continue walking around, I’ll see if I can find some more talented disciples for the Union Sect.” Yu Yu attended the market to recruit.
Despite being generally unpopular, the Union Sect received a large number of applications from male cultivators every year. However, it received far fewer applications from female cultivators.
Yu Yu’s biggest dream was for all disciples to proudly declare that they were from the Union Sect.
But looking at the current situation, there was still a huge gap before that dream could become a reality.
“Sect Master, there’s big trouble.” A beautiful Union Sect disciple hurried over. Upon seeing her idols, Pure Heart Saintess and Empress Yu Yin, she toned down her voice.
To her, Pure Heart Saintess was a symbol of softness and purity, while Empress Yu Yin was a model of independence and dominance.
“What’s the big deal? Did something happen to the lecture platform?” In front of her love rival, Pure Heart Saintess, Yu Yu wanted to project an image of being in control and of having a clear plan.
The Union Sect had rented a spot on Penglai Fairy Island for a lecture platform, which it used to propagate Union Sect’s ideas and recruit disciples.
“Buddhism opened a lecture platform right opposite ours, and a lot of people who listened to our lectures turned to Buddhism instead.”
“What, how can this be!” Yu Yu was annoyed. This was a blatant move against the Union Sect by Buddhism.
If it weren’t for the fact that they couldn’t beat Buddhism, she would have liked to buy Buddhism out and have those seemingly moral and upstanding Buddha figures come to the Union Sect and serve as hospitality elders!
“Buddhism?” Fairy Red Dust was not unfamiliar with Buddhism, the leader of the Clean Desire Sect of the World of Red Dust often visited them.
But as far as she knew, the leader of the Clean Desire Sect couldn’t resist her charm, and she hadn’t even met him in person.
“Shall we take a look?” Jiang Li asked.
Yu Yin threw a glance at Jiang Li, thinking that he was the one who wanted to go the most.
“Hmm.” Fairy Red Dust nodded obediently.
The four of them walked towards the lecture platform, and the number of people slowly increased, making it very lively.
Jiang Li noticed that the audience was divided into three distinct groups. One group was standing under Buddhism’s lecture platform listening to Buddhist scriptures, one group was standing under the Union Sect’s lecture platform listening to instructions on copulation positions.
The last small group was indecisive, sometimes going to Buddhism, sometimes to the Union Sect, almost mentally splitting.
“Buddha said, even if you have a lot of wisdom and can perceive the present moment, if you don’t give up lust, you will definitely fall into the demonic path…”
“Feasting and indulging in desires is human nature, happiness is the essence, it’s true to both men and women…”
The person in charge of Buddhism’s lecture was the Fragrance Elephant Bodhisattva. With a red dot on her forehead, barefoot in a white robe, although she was an extremely beautiful woman, she didn’t awaken any lust in people.
The person in charge of the Union Sect’s lecture was a cultivator with naturally beautiful eyebrows that could attract men. However, at this women’s market, her eyebrows weren’t of much use.
Jiang Li didn’t recognize this person, but since she was in the Body Integration Realm, she must be an elder of the Union Sect.
Yu Yu couldn’t hold back her anger and wanted to fight Fragrance Elephant Bodhisattva. Another elder quickly dissuaded her. This was a market, not a martial arts competition. If they fought here, Penglai Fairy Island would definitely not give them face.