Chapter 8: More Than 3000 Pictures!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Wang Hao was completely stunned!
He looked at the phone, then at the dog. “F*ck! You’re a transmigrator, aren’t you?”
I gave you a sausage and you found me a phone — what a great deal!
Wang Hao looked around, and there was no one. He went to the bush, picked up the phone, and had a look. “It’s absolutely my lucky day today! A phone out of the blue, ahahahaha!”
The owner had clearly been extra careful with the phone, as there wasn’t a single scratch on it. On the back was a beautiful snowflake pattern.
Wang Hao took out his own free-of-charge phone and compared it with the iPhone…
The difference was huge…
“Did this happen because I don’t have a good phone?” Wang Hao smiled, and then shook his head. “A gentleman does not take ill-gotten gains. Whoever dropped it must be so anxious right now. I’ll take it with me. When the owner calls, I’ll return it.”
Wang Hao might throw a small tantrum occasionally, but he definitely had morals, and would decry any wrongdoing.
Of course, even though he wouldn’t take it for his own, he could tinker with it instead.
“A four-number code?” Wang Hao stared at the number lock on the screen, and it immediately piqued his interest. “Let’s see if I can unlock it. Let’s try, hehe!”
In fact, he just wanted to have some fun. After all, an iPhone 6S cost about 5000 yuan. There was no way he could afford it with his current financial situation, so he had never gotten a chance to play with it.
Out of curiosity, he made a few random attempts —
“1234? Hmm, no… 1314? Not right… What other significant numbers are there? 5438? 7456?”
After a few tries, the phone unlocked unexpectedly when he put in the combination 5438…
Wang Hao was speechless.
I’m indeed invincible today! I unlocked the phone!
The dog wagged its tail. “Woof, woof!”
Once the phone was unlocked, the first thing Wang Hao saw was a picture.
But it wasn’t just any picture: It was a picture of a girl in her underwear, her face hidden. Together with what the passcode 54381 implied, this had to mean something!
Wang Hao was thrilled. “Seriously?! Does this phone belong to a girl who loves taking selfies? Ahahahaha! This good fortune is going to bring me love!”
For a man, a phone that belonged to a girl who was fond of taking selfies was extraordinarily attractive.
Wang Hao was a typical man, so he was no exception.
“Well, should I take a look?” Wang Hao looked around again. His heart pounded and his hands shook. He slowly opened the photo album, and was utterly startled at first glance!
“What… what the f*ck!” Wang Hao’s eyes almost popped out. “So many photos? There’s more than 3000 pictures! Most of them are of underwear! Swimwear! Bikinis!”
It was little wonder he was so surprised. This was obviously a girl who liked taking selfies very much. Although she never showed her face in any of the pictures, her figure was perfect enough to tempt Wang Hao!
A bit more would be too fat, a bit less would be too skinny.
Wang Hao had never understood what that meant, but he did now after seeing these selfies.
“Look at those boobs; they’re at least C+, right?” Wang Hao swallowed hard. “Her skin is so white and smooth, and shimmers like water! Her height is near perfect — around 1.65m? What a stunner — this is what we call a peerless stunner!”
These pictures were so tempting. Wang Hao couldn’t take his eyes off them. At the end of the day, he was a young man.
Unfortunately, all her pictures were basically the same: she didn’t show her face, she was wearing underwear or a bikini, and they were casual poses. So, Wang Hao decided to scan through all of them quickly.
“Perhaps she’s a leg model? Maybe…” Wang Hao touched his chin as he looked at those smooth, long, white legs, and started assessing them. “Her thighs are plump and well-proportioned, and the width is also just right. Hm, looking at these proportions, I’m guessing she has the golden ratio figure. Those feet seem to be size 37, and her toes are quite round as well. She must be a high-class leg model — oh wow, look at this pose, perfect!”
After a while, Wang Hao murmured again, “This is too careless of her. Her phone’s been lost for such a long time, but she still hasn’t called. I don’t have a way to give it back to her.”
To be honest, Wang Hao’s mind was a bit of a mess as he held this alluring thing.
He knew he had to give it back, but to who? There was no phone number, the phone book was empty, and there wasn’t a single app on it, not even QQ.
“What the hell is this?” Wang Hao wondered. “Is this 5000 yuan phone only for selfies?”
This girl is totally a selfie addict, f*ck me!
“Fine, whatever, I’ll bring it back first. When she calls, I’ll meet her somewhere and give it back to her.” He would only take what belonged to him… But hm, peeking doesn’t count…
When he was about to leave, the dog barked constantly. “Woof, woof!”
Wang Hao stopped and knelt down. “You’re quite an awesome dog. Do you want to come home with me?”
The dog nodded. “Aww…”
This dog had to be possessed by a transmigrator!
Wang Hao was delighted. “I’m calling you Snowy from now on!”
I’m indeed invincible today! I adopted a transmigrated dog and got a phone! Awesome!
Let’s go home!
He brought Snowy home. His parents weren’t back yet. Wang Hao brought Snowy to the washroom. “Sit, I have to shower you. Stay put!”
“Aww…” Snowy sat obediently and stuck its tongue out as it looked at Wang Hao.
Wang Hao held Snowy’s face and squeezed it. “Tell me! Are you a transmigrator? Nod if you are!”
Snowy barked, “Woof, woof!”
Looks like you’re not. Well, we’ll come back to that later!
He filled the bathtub and washed Snowy thoroughly with both shower gel and shampoo, before finally drying it with the hairdryer. Wow! Gorgeous!
Snowy was no longer a dirty street dog like before. Its fur was white as snow and it was shaggy like a ragdoll. It looked up at Wang Hao, then opened the toilet lid with its paws as if it was a natural thing to do, jumped onto the toilet, and pushed…
“Plop!” A pile of dog poop dropped into the toilet.
Wang Hao was speechless.
He held Snowy’s face and squeezed it again. “Tell me! Are you a transmigrator? Nod if you are!”
Snowy barked, “Woof, woof!”