Chapter 287: Chapter 275: Beating Up the Scum

Translator: 549690339

The old man whom Auntie Apo is so afraid of is called Dagen’er—have to complain about the naming convention in this family: the older ones are named Dagen’er, Er Gen’er, and San Gen’er, while the children’s generation have names like Du Gen’er; so tacky! They must really want to pass on their descendants.

This also proves one thing: what you fear is what you get.

Calling someone clever might make them stupid, calling someone beautiful might make them ugly. With the name Gen’er in their family, they might just end up without descendants.

It is their bad luck that this family has encountered a demoness like Xiao Qian. At the same time, Dagen’er is also looking at Xiao Qian, this purchased item feels very strange to him.

“Aren’t you afraid?”

“What am I afraid of? I am Grandma Huang’s good wealth girl, whoever dares to touch me will lose descendants.”

“I’ll kill you now, just like the woman we bought for Du Gen’er before!”

Xiao Qian’s heart is startled; is it that the red cloth on the hoe is because an innocent girl has already been victimized?

She becomes more angry in her heart, just how lowly can those who take people’s lives for granted be!

“You better respect me. With me, Grandma Huang will bless your family with prosperity, a booming lineage, and money in abundance! If you mess with me, I’ll make your family’s lineage cease!”

The man is struck by Xiao Qian’s words, so he swings his hoe angrily, but dares not touch Xiao Qian.

Xiao Qian guessed right; this family’s weak point lies in their children.

From their names to the attitude towards buying a wife for the fool, Xiao Qian has a bold inference.

“Apo, when are you returning his money?”

Both people’s eyes widened at the same time, and Xiao Qian breathed a sigh of relief, having guessed correctly.

Auntie Apo’s family has only one idiot son, and it’s not easy to get 4000 yuan relying on just one woman. There is only one possibility: Dagen’er or someone else borrowed money.

In such a poor place, money is treated like treasure. Borrowing money means this family must be eager for their descendants.

“How did you know?” Auntie Apo’s back hair stands on end.

“Grandma Huang told me.”

You re talking nonsense; you guys were separated!”

“The immortals come and go without a trace, she sent a little devil to ride on your shoulder, does your shoulder hurt?” It’s strange if it doesn’t hurt after being smashed by a brick during a fight.

Auntie Apo shudders, scared out of her wits.

How could it not hurt when she was slapped during a fight?

“If you’re lying, I’ll kill you!” Dagen’er says skeptically.

“We’ll see!”

Every psychologist used to be a fortune teller who fooled people easily in their past lives.

Actually, there is scientific evidence for this; more than half of these immortals in rural areas are nonsense, but they are good at following people’s hearts, giving them clues to make up many stories, and they are particularly good at talk nonsense, which can be confusing.

In a sense, these rural immortals are similar to psychologists, helping to solve some heart-wrenching troubles; if they can’t solve them, they forcibly interpret them with ghost stories. Xiao Qian, with a background in psychology, has a keen observational and analytical skill making it easy to fool people without any pressure.

At this point, this family is also half-convinced and half-skeptical about Xiao Qian. They dare not hit her but are not completely convinced.

When they arrive at the location, Xiao Qian sees the straw house from The Three Little Pigs. The house is very run-down, and the straw roof is about to collapse. The dirty yard is surrounded by wooden boards, raising only two skinny chickens. Xiao Qian suddenly feels like laughing.

Shi Touyu will definitely get to eat these two chickens tomorrow.

Outside is a pile of com stalks, which seem to be used for burning. Xiao Qian scans the surroundings, getting a good idea of the situation.

This family has a lot of flammable materials. Hehe, hopefully, they aren’t too poor to have soybean oil as well…

What do flammable materials plus oil make?

Xiao Qian enters the house without any expression, and a dirty man comes and hugs Auntie Apo, laughing foolishly.

“I want a wife! I want a wife!”

So this is the idiot son, Du Gen’er.

His age is unclear, with messy hair, wearing torn trousers that reveal his knees, one foot in a shoe and the other bare, so dirty that his skin color cannot be seen, and his body emits a pungent odor.

“This is your wife!” Auntie Apo pushes Xiao Qian towards him.

Xiao Qian immediately glares back ferociously, her aura flaring up, and although the idiot is stupid, he still has the animal instinct and senses Xiao Qian’s murderous intentions, getting frightened and screaming while retreating, clinging to his uncle without letting go.

“Ghost! She’s a ghost! Ahh!”

Perfect cooperation! The little devil in Xiao Qian’s heart has grown horns.

Come on, use your foolishness as a tribute to Boss Qian.

Xiao Qian has no sympathy for this family.

Being poor and stupid is no excuse for them to kill and buy a wife for someone else’s son and treat people like livestock. Therefore, for what Xiao Qian is about to do, she has no guilt.

Who else should they have messed with if not Xiao Qian? You don’t provoke me, and I don’t mess with you. If you dare to mess with me, I’ll destroy your whole family!

As she thinks this way, her murderous intent intensifies, and the idiot becomes more scared.

Though he’s stupid, he still has the sense to be afraid.

“You stupid thing, this is your wife, what are you afraid of!” Auntie Apo goes to hit the idiot who runs around the room. Suddenly, the ferocious old man, Dagen’er who has been following them, kicks the fool down and drags him into the small dilapidated room, pointing at Xiao Qian.

“You, come here!”

Xiao Qian walks over, and Dagen’er says to Auntie Apo, “Go cook I’ll let them consummate their marriage now. No matter what kind of immortal you are, you’ll have to bear children here! Give birth to a child, and I’ll let you go out to make money and buy meat for you!”

Xiao Qian’s eyes flash with coldness; right now, she only wants to eat their flesh!

Dagen’er forces Xiao Qian and the idiot into a room, then moves a dirty chair to sit in front of the broken stove, actually not leaving, intending to watch the whole process?!

“Don’t be afraid, he is still a virgin. I killed the previous woman who didn’t listen and refused to sleep with him. He doesn’t know these things; I’ll guide you both, now lie down!”

The idiot runs scared on the kang, while Xiao Qian stands on the floor, not moving. Dagen’er’s face is menacing.

“What are you doing, hurry up!”

“The little devil from the immortal family is here, she says…if you treat her well and let go of her good wealth girl, next year you’ll have a son of your own, why be so concerned with someone else’s child?”

“What?!!! Are you telling the truth?” Dagen’er becomes excited instantly, takes a step forward and stares intently at Xiao Qian, his eyes showing eagerness.

Xiao Qian observes him and becomes even more certain of her thoughts.

It’s possible that this guy’s ability to spend so much money on a wife for his dead brother’s idiot son comes from desperation, as his children may have all died, or his body is unfit to have them.

“A big fat son! Do you want one? Born on the 20th day of the lunar month, 8 pounds, large ears drooping over the shoulders, nose touching the sky, wide mouth, bound to be an official!”

This is Marshal Tian Peng’s look

Xiao Qian thinks pretending to be a con artist is an addictive behavior.

Successfully fooling a fierce person is also a very fulfilling act..